Stove Top's Stretchy Thanksgiving Dinner Pants All Gobbled Up

Stove Top's Stretchy Thanksgiving Dinner Pants All Gobbled Up

Stove Top's Stretchy Thanksgiving Dinner Pants All Gobbled Up

"This is the stuff Thanksgiving is made of and the ideal way to enjoy Thanksgiving dinner in comfort and style", Stove Top's informercial informs viewers. Or, in the case of a new Stove Top marketing gimmick, my trousers.

As everyone eats away, Stove Top wants to help expand your wardrobe. They feature stuffing-print pockets and an extra-long stretchy waistband in stuffing print.

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Your choice has pivotal pants-related consequences. But act fast! They are only available while supplies last, and they're limited to one "serving per person".

If you're exhausted of spending Thanksgiving in constricting trousers and want to help a good cause, these stretchy trousers are available online for $19.98. In the spirit of Thanksgiving, Stove Top is donating $10,000 to Feeding America.

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